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i liked it!

bumps in quality were extraordinary! well animated (moving blolbby feet) and well-written ("right to left!"), even tho a little on the corny side. but hey, that's flash! now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go hydrate....

i want those last 10 minutes of my life back...

see, i read the first review, and i had no idea what that guy was talking about. now i know, and i agree with him. i am never watching this again, even though the notoriety of it compells me to. i will, however, endorse it to my friends, simply to watch them squirm in agony through "that foreign song" after the first few seconds of my song, "Pride." Thank you for the free plug, but PLEASE, use the rest of the song next time. :)
+G

Poison-Rat responds:

You don't get it :(

Btw, you have a great taste in music

I knew it! Cockroaches ARE evil.

Pointless, but a stylistic slam dunk. Thought I'd go back and see some of the older Firthtoons. (I'm having lotsa fun turning David's last name into as man catch phrases as I can, et al "Firthfan" etc.) Seeing as how those submissions with the most gore are always crowd-pleasers, I'm glad to see some work where (although there is blood), the main focus of the work is on the mystery, and the style. Kep it up!
+G

Short and sweet... perfect!

That works on so many levels... also a nice bit of humor for those of us who DIDN'T find love on Valentine's Day. I became a Firthfan with the 'Milkman' cartoon, but not so much Saladfingers. This uses the excellent technique of the Milkman flash in the sense that it starts out all normal and then instantly goes off into the violence and gore that we come to expect from Firth. A+ job in the surprise department as to when the changeover occurs. Well done!
+R

Sick, sick, and sicker. Great!

Well, I don't think ayone saw that end coming... let alone the, uh, sex with the corpses and stuff. Actually I'm quite disturbed, though my belly laughs might make one think otherwise.
Great picks on the music, Brian Eno rules!

Best random comedy ever!!

I'm new to NG, but I know what's funny, and I've watched this Flash eight times today and it keeps getting funnier! I think the 'Buttons of Justice' TV show sequence alone is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, even if it is also the most random. Thanks for coming back, Waterman!

Even Bonham would've hated it.

If I had wanted to watch little lines fly around the screen, I would have kept my old Macintosh and just put on the screen saver. The programming issues the authors faced are understandable, but the underlying concept is ridiculous, not to mention sophomoric. Those graphics would go better with a minute-and-a-half punk song, or techno, but not something as textually complex as 'Stairway.' Try again.

Ross Allaire is an author, composer, screenwriter, EMT, and security officer who lives, works, and plays in the Philadelphia area.

Ross Allaire @Gunshy

Age 43, Male

EMT-Writer-Composer

Egg House, NJ

Joined on 9/6/04

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