Ross Allaire is an author, composer, screenwriter, EMT, and security officer who lives, works, and plays in the Philadelphia area.
Age 43, Male
EMT-Writer-Composer
Egg House, NJ
Joined on 9/6/04
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UPDATE: YOUR MOM IS STILL A WHORE, EVEN IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE SWINE FLU
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Congratulations with not being a whore.
thanks!
And I'm a regular customer!
(^_^)
Sorry, I'm Sherri Moon Zombie's whore...(Gawsh, who wouldnt? lol)
But Ross is right, in at least a few points in our lives we will sell out.
I actually defended New Jersey today. My science teacher kept bitching about how shitty it was. This would be fine with me if she was actually FROM there, but she's from New Orleans or some shit, so I told her it was the most beautiful place ever right after she called it the "Armpit Garden State."
She laughed.
Armpitland!! yes that's exactly right!
but thank you, it's very very true that ONLY people from NJ can bash it. i hate it with every fiber of my being, AND it's the best place to live in the world.
i don't know how, but that's NJ living for ya.
An aussie girl hey? ;) lol
hurry up and make a new song, im pissed.
an equation, in response
YOU + MASSES BUY ALBUM + TSHIRT + POSTER = DAY OFF OF WORK FOR ROSS TO WORK ON NEW SONG, otherwise...
just wait!
Happy belated birthday or something.
whoa cool! THANKS!
I was (For some reason) having an argument with some nazi in my French class, when she was saying it rained ALL THE TIME in Seattle, but I said that it hardly ever rained at all.
I actually lived their for most of my life, she had only seen pictures.
One of the funniest moments of my life.
We all are a poser at one point, nobody is 100% apathetic.
yeah, but of all the things to pose over, THE WEATHER?! in a city she'd never been to?! ridicularum!
Dude, fucking awesome, I live in NJ too.
People are funny in their ways.
In Case you haven't noticed yet:
You're fuckin' famous now:
(Go to the Newgrounds Audio Portal NOW)
All-time Top Scoring!
1. Saving Face Machine
2. Delinquent 100
3. Rose At Twilight
4. Stupid Mario Brothers Theme
5. Geno's Forest || ROBOVoice
well hey thanks for lettin me know, otherwise i might not have!
Lol Ross, you've charted.
I feel like a jackass corporate manager saying that.
THANKS! don't feel like a jackass, cuz i feel like the jackass kinda vacant CEO guy for not even knowing SFM was #1 in the 1st place. THAT'S AWESOME!
MyGuitarSticks
We're all whores, on the inside.
Gunshy (Updated )
yeah but nobody cares about what's on the inside! the phrase "don't judge a book by its cover" is the most well known AND ignored axiom in the history of axioms! we all whore/sell ourselves out to someone, sometime... if the definition of "selling out" really is doing something you don't want to do for money or prestige (sex, music, desk job, relationship) then yeah everybody does it at some point. someday you look up at the very roof over your head and think, 'man, if you only knew the shit i had to do and go thru just to get here.'