Score: 7

"pretty original"

submission: Choco Draw

date: September 18, 2007

well, i've never played anything like THAT before... it was deceptively simple at first, and then was actually quite challenging. this game is like Lemmings on... well... on chocolate. Try that next time... many chocolate men! and what about white chocolate?

Score: 8

"yeah that was cool"

submission: Bee Dodger <3

date: September 16, 2007

graceful movements for the player... it was hard as hell but well-made. silly music, but good stuff overall. :)

Score: 0

"wait a minute...?"

submission: yadhtriB s'retsiniS

date: September 13, 2007

where was my song?

Score: 8

"i liked it!"

submission: b7 - a Dig for Danger!

date: August 27, 2007

bumps in quality were extraordinary! well animated (moving blolbby feet) and well-written ("right to left!"), even tho a little on the corny side. but hey, that's flash! now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go hydrate....

Score: 10

"i swear i'm not biased"

submission: Grammachnophobia

date: October 6, 2006

i love it. teaching games are the best because of words like "sebuchet" thrown in there for good measure. i think i got "revolt" but i can't be sure...
if the spider's fangs had been stained with the blood of the words i'd have scored the violence higher. (think about it!) but the web-throwing was cool. awesome job with the graphics, people.
pause button = interactivity
sound fx were noticeably louder than the music but it might just be my speakers... and i'm not biased.
i love it all.

Score: 2

"i want those last 10 minutes of my life back..."

submission: Streets of Misery

date: December 27, 2005

see, i read the first review, and i had no idea what that guy was talking about. now i know, and i agree with him. i am never watching this again, even though the notoriety of it compells me to. i will, however, endorse it to my friends, simply to watch them squirm in agony through "that foreign song" after the first few seconds of my song, "Pride." Thank you for the free plug, but PLEASE, use the rest of the song next time. :)
+G

Score: 6

"I knew it! Cockroaches ARE evil."

submission: Spoilsbury Toast Boy

date: February 26, 2005

Pointless, but a stylistic slam dunk. Thought I'd go back and see some of the older Firthtoons. (I'm having lotsa fun turning David's last name into as man catch phrases as I can, et al "Firthfan" etc.) Seeing as how those submissions with the most gore are always crowd-pleasers, I'm glad to see some work where (although there is blood), the main focus of the work is on the mystery, and the style. Kep it up!
+G

Score: 10

"Short and sweet... perfect!"

submission: Valentine's Day Special

date: February 21, 2005

That works on so many levels... also a nice bit of humor for those of us who DIDN'T find love on Valentine's Day. I became a Firthfan with the 'Milkman' cartoon, but not so much Saladfingers. This uses the excellent technique of the Milkman flash in the sense that it starts out all normal and then instantly goes off into the violence and gore that we come to expect from Firth. A+ job in the surprise department as to when the changeover occurs. Well done!
+R

Score: 7

"Sick, sick, and sicker. Great!"

submission: Milkman

date: September 8, 2004

Well, I don't think ayone saw that end coming... let alone the, uh, sex with the corpses and stuff. Actually I'm quite disturbed, though my belly laughs might make one think otherwise.
Great picks on the music, Brian Eno rules!

Score: 10

"Best random comedy ever!!"

submission: "Waterman" Ep. VII

date: September 8, 2004

I'm new to NG, but I know what's funny, and I've watched this Flash eight times today and it keeps getting funnier! I think the 'Buttons of Justice' TV show sequence alone is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen, even if it is also the most random. Thanks for coming back, Waterman!