1) ignore me. i'm used to it. i've tried to embrace you, internet, and you fuck me up the ass with a broken glass dildo.
2) I can't fucking wait 'til there's a zombie apocalypse. Oh no, there'd be no more precious internet on which to waste every second of every day! oh no, what will become of my non-existent musical and writing career? oh no, who gives a fuck? bring it. zombies. double-taps. cardio. all of it. "i want to burn this whole world down." for every website you know of to get music from, like spotify, which costs a small fortune, there are literally a hundred others that are free, but frustrating their users by making the most eso-fucking-teric websites to use on the planet motherfuckin earth. and when you do find one that works great and is free, it either gets bought or discontinues the music service. i am denied at every turn by fucking error codes and slowdown. the system is shutting me out.
3) recording is going terribly. notes to friends of sunshine and roses and building excitement only tell half the story. that once again the software and the hardware are presenting their own difficulties. this would all be easier with some help. this would all be easier if anyone gave more of a fuck. even me. technology gets in the way. any sufficiently advanced technology refuses to work properly around me. you can think it's crazy all you want. so this would all be a lot easier with a band of young fools and a classic recording studio in which to work. but oh, it's the 21st century. right, i fucking forgot. i'm supposed to DIY and have bieber hair and 48 hours later no one cares anyway. right. let me take notes on wtf the situation did, then tell you to fuck off for thinking i should copycat that bullshit.
4) the world can obviously go to hell for all i care. someone kill the bloody internet before it eats us all alive. it's the best/worst invention, because it's brought SOME PEOPLE together, but clearly not everyone. it opens minds, but empties heads. it empties wallets. it eats innocence. kill it. kill it all. kill everything.
5) i'm obviously being overly melodramatic, and metaphoric, and neurotic.
6) i need my yoko ono. i need my stevie nicks. i need my linda mccartney. i need my courtney love. i need her. i can't live if living is without her.
7) did you know that you are being lied to?
8) Dead Island
9) A Tale Of Two Cities
10) your mom